bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
MIDGETS
????
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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