after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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