haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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