she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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