Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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