Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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