Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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