dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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