Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I look better un-naked...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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