The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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