I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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