tell your sister to shave her snatch
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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