I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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