there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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