How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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