She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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