Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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