Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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