yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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