Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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