i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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