is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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