he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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