okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
