sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
