My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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