erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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