There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You pole danced in your parka.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Randomize
