batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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