She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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