I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
