I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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