The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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