Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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