Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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