you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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