Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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