At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
