their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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