Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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