Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He kissed a someone with a penis
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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