They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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