That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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