Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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