So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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