Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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