I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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