Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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