I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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