Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I need to wash the frat house off of me
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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