I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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