You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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