Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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