That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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