FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you will always have a special place in my vag
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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