Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
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With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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