Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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